English Abbreviations and Acronyms (Great for texting !)

One For The Road
24 hours a day and 7 days a week
As A Matter Of Fact
Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
Attention Deficit Disorder
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Any Day Now
As Far As I Am Concerned
As Far As I Can Recall
As Far As I Can Tell
As Far As I Know
As Far As I Remember or Recall
As Far As I Understand It
April Fools' Joke
Away From The Keyboard
All Hail Pass Fail (via MIT)
You are x and I claim my five pounds (Britishism; via old newspaper promo)
As I Said Before
As I Said Earlier
As I See It
As I Understand It
As It Were/Was
Also Known As
As Much/Many As Possible
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
American National Standards Institute
Any Other Business
Age Play
All Praise And Credit
Application Program Interface
Advanced Research Projects Agency
Another Subject
As Soon As Possible
American Standard Code for Information Interchange
A Simple No Would Suffice
All The Best
At The Keyboard
Another Three Letter Acronym
At The Moment
Along The Same Lines
Anything That Turns You On Baby
Acceptable Use Policy
And Where Can I Get One
Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/That Again
Are We Having Fun Yet
Absent Without Official Leave
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
As You May Know
Are You There
Bondage and Discipline
Bye For Now
By Any Chance
Broken As Designed
Busting A Gut
Busting A Gut Laughing
Back At Keyboard
Busy Beyond Belief
Bye Bye For Now
Be Back In A Bit
Be Back In A Sec
[I'll] Be Back Later
Big Beautiful Man
Burnt Beyond Repair
Bulletin Board System / Be Back Soon
Be Back Tomorrow
Big Beautiful Woman
Basket Case
Blind Carbon Copy
Be Seein' You
Bondage Discipline, Dominance Submission, Sado-Masochism
BDSM and whatever else we might do
Big Evil Grin
Boy Friend
Bastard From Hell
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
Bye For Now
Bizarre Format with No Name (document format)
Big Grin
Breidbart Index [the SPAM index of a Usenet post]
Back In A Bit
Back In A Few
back in a little while
Back In A Second
Back In A While
Best In Class
Brother In Law
Believe It Or Not
Blow It Out Your Input Output Port
Back In The Day
Beaten It To Death
Banging My Head Against The Keyboard
Banging My Head Against The Wall
Big Man On Campus
Brilliant Minds Think Alike
Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
Big Name Fan
But Of Course
Birds Of a Feather
Bastard Operator From Hell
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
Back Of Hand On Forehead
Big Orange Switch
Back On Topic
Back Of The Envelope Calculation
Borderline Personality Disorder
[I'll] Be Right Back
Big Red Switch
Be Right There
Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation
Blue Screen of Death (Windows NT, et al.)
Better Safe Than Sorry
But Then Again
But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
Be That As It May
Been There, Done That
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
Be There Or Be Dead
Be There Or Be Square
Beats The Shit Out Of Me
Butt To The Head
Back To The Point
By The Way
Big Wide Grin
Buzz Word Quotient
But You Know/Knew That
But You Know/Knew That Already
Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze
Copy & Paste
Care Of
Can't Add Doesn't Even Try
Call Back
Chastity Belt
Cock and Ball Torture/Training
Carbon Copy
Can't Cook Won't Cook
Cross Dresser
Creative Editing
Computer Emergency Response Team
Call For Discussion
Call For Votes
Cute Grin
Common Gateway Interface
See HOW yoU aRe
See How yoU aRe
Computer Incident Advisory Capability
goodbye [pronounced Chow]
Christ I'm Confused
Cut It Out
Complete and Irrevocable Submission
Crying Like A Baby
Career Limiting Move
Correct Me If I'm Wrong
Consensual Non Consent
Continued [In My] Next Post
Clothing Optional
Cash On Delivery
Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack
Commercial Off The Shelf
Corporal Punishment
Can Pigs Fly
Cyclic Redundancy Check
Cop Shop
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Cute Things They Do
Come To Think Of It
Cute Things They Say
See You
See You Later
See yoU LateR
Continuous Wave (the carrier type used for Morse code communications)
Conventional Wisdom
Chat With You Later
Cover Your Ass
See Ya
See You Around
See You Later
Cute Young Thing

Ducking And Weaving
Dominance and Submission
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Parents Against Dyslexia :)
Ducking And Running For Cover
Doing Business As
Dialectical Behavior Therapy
Don't Even Bother
Don't Flame Me
Don't Forget Units
Don't Go There
Dissociative Identity Disorder (used to be MPD)
Damned If I Know
Damned If I kNow
Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
Do It Myself
Do It Yourself
Don't Know
Dreaded Koosh Flogger
Devilish Little Grin
Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out
Do-Me Queen
Did Not Answer
Don't Know, Don't Care
Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a test post or email]
Damn Near Pissed Myself
Domain Name System
Dead On Arrival
Date Of Birth
Dirty Old Man
Disk Operating System
Deity Of Your Choice
Down On Your Knees, Bitch
Dumb Question Of The Day
Dick Size War
Don't Trust Anybody
Drop To One Knee And Bow
DeskTop Publishing
Do The Right Thing (contrast with DTWT)
Don't Try This At Home
Do The Wrong Thing (contrast with DTRT)
Drink Till You Drop (party at MIT)
Do YoU See What I See
Dead Upon Keyboard
Don't Worry About It
Do What I Mean
Do What I Mean Correctly
Do What I Mean Not What I Say
Do What I Say Not What I Do
Do What I Want
Do What You Want
Damn Your Eyes
Do You Hear What I Hear
Do You See What I See
Denial of Service
Errors And Omissions Excepted
Ear to Ear Grin
Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage
Excessive Cross Posting
Emotionally Disturbed
Emotionally Disturbed Person
Evil Grin
Everything is Going to Be OK
Exercise In Futility
Everything Is Permissible
Excuse Me For Butting In
email message
End Of Business
End Of Discussion
Explosive Ordnance Disposal
End Of File
End Of Lecture
End Of Message
End Of Thread
Every Person Is Different
Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
Estimated Time Of Arrival
Extended Three Letter Acronym
Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim (powerboats)
Experienced Wild-Ass Guess
Face To Face
For All I Know
Frequently Asked Question(s)
First Come First Served
For Crying Out Loud
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
For Future Reference
Female Genital Mutilation
Fandom Is A Way Of Life
Frankly I Couldn't Care Less
Father In Law
Figure It Out For Yourself
First In Still Here
Fill In The Blank
Fermat's Last Theorem
Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
Friend Of A Friend
Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
Father Of A Girlfriend
Finger Of Death
Freedom Of Speech
Full Of Tripe
Falling Off The Chair Laughing
Fruiting Religious Zealot
Fools Seldom Differ
For Some Definition Of
For Some Value Of
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
Face To Face
Faster Than Light
For That Matter
For The Most Part
File Transfer Protocol
For The Record
Fixing To Start
Full Up Ready To Burst
For What It's Worth
For Your Amusement
For Your Information
Go Ahead
Get A Clue
Get Away From It All
Get Away From It All
Get A Life
Great Big Hugs & Kisses
Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
Greatest Common Divisor
Grinning, Ducking, and Running (after a smart-ass comment)
Grinning Ducking And Running Fast
Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
Grinning Ducking And Weaving
Grim File Reaper
Genetic Girl
Gotta Go Now
Gotta Go Pee
General Heuristic Organizing Device
Graphical Interchange Format
Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out
Gee I Wish I'd Said That
Good Job Partner
good luck
Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans
Goofy Little Grin
Good Luck and Good Hunting
Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time]
Great Minds Think Alike
Go Away, Troll
God Only Knows
Get Out Of My Life
Groaning On The Floor In Agony
Get On With It
General Protection Fault
Get Rich Quick (a type of spam - compare MMF)
Get Real yoU Impudent Thing
Golden Shower
Glad To Be Of Service
Got To Go
Got To Go Now
Got To Pee
Hugs & Kisses
How To
Hugs And Kisses
Have A Nice Day
Holy Cow Batman
Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Hanging Head In Shame
Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
Ha Ha Only Joking
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
Ha Ha, Only Serious
Ha Ha, Very Funny
Have I Been ___________
Here It Comes Again
Horny Net Geek
Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing
Hang On Phone's Ringing
Husband Over Shoulder
Hanging On yoUr Every Word
Hanging On Your Every Word
Home Page
(variants: H-S-F, H*S*F) Hand-Staple-Forehead (theatrical angst)
How Should I Know
Highly Sensitive Person
Hope This Helps (often used with HAND)
HyperText Markup Language
HyperText Transfer Protocol
He whose name is not spoken
Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.: "normal" build)
He Who Should Not Be Named
He Who Will Not Be Named
I Am An Accountant
I Am A Doctor
I Am A Lawyer
In Any Case
In Any Event
It's All Good Fun Isn't It
I Ask Merely For Information
I Ask Merely To Annoy
Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
I Am Not An Accountant
I Am Not A Crook
I Am Not A Doctor
I Am Not A Lawyer
I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
In A New York Minute
In A New York Second
Internet Access Provider
I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
In Accordance With
In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]
Inadequate But Cute
Inadequate But Marketable
I Beg To Differ
I See
I Care Because
I Could Be Wrong
I Couldn't Care Less
I Could Of Course Be Wrong
Internet Content Provider
I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
I See yoU aRe
In Case You Were Curious
I Don't Get It
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations (via Star Trek)
I Don't Know
I Don't Think So
I'll Drink To That
International Earth Rotation Service
Internet Engineering Task Force
It's Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission
I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For :)
I Have No Joke, I Just Like To Say... (via David Letterman)
It Has To Be Shown
If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It
If I Am Not Mistaken
If I'm Not Mistaken
If I Recall/Remember Correctly
If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
I Just Like Saying
I Know
I Know What yoU Mean
I Know What You Mean
I Like Ike
I Laughed; I Cried; I Spilled Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard
I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
I Love This Place
I Love yoU
I Love You
Instant Message
In My Arrogant Opinion
In My Biased Opinion
In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
In My Considered Opinion
In My Experience/Estimation
In My Humble/Honest Opinion
I Make My Own Rules
In My Not So Humble Opinion
In My Opinion
In My Own Biased Opinion
In My Personal/Previous Experience
In My Point Of View
I Must Say
In My Slightly/Somewhat Less Than Humble Opinion
In My Very Humble Opinion
In My eXperience (perferred form: IME)
I'm Not Going To Say It
In No Particular Order
I'll Never Tell
Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
I Owe You
In Other Words
Internet Protocol
Inter Racial
Internet Relay Chat
In Real Life
I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
In Reply To, In Regard To
I Should Have Brought A Book
I Stand Corrected
Integrated Services Digital Network
In Search Of
Internet Service Provider
It Seems To Me
I Seem To Recall/Remember
Information Technology
It Takes All Sorts
In The Final Analysis
Its That Man Again
In The MeanTime
If The Price Is Right
If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
I Think You Mean
I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her
I Used To Know All That Stuff
It Would Be Nice If
I Wish I Knew
In Your Face
Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
If You Know What I Mean
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
If You See What I Mean
Just Kidding
Just A Moment/Minute
Just Another Observer
Just A Perl Hacker
Just A Second
Just Curious
Just For Fun
Just For The Record
Just For Your Information
Just In Case
Just Kidding
Just My Humble Opinion
Just My Opinion
Just My Opinion Of Course
Just Out of Curiosity
Joint Photographic Experts Group
Just So You Know
Just To Let You Know
Just Thought yoU Should Know
Just Thought You Wanted To Know
Know How You Feel
Know It All
Keep It Simple Stupid
Keep In Touch
kick in the ass
Known Lazy Bastard
Kick Me Where It Hurts
Kiss Me You Fool
kernel normal form
Kids Over Shoulder
Kiss On The Cheek
Kiss On The Lips
Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
Know What I Mean
Keep Your Head Out Of The Water
Keep Your Head Up
Life's A Bitch Then You Die
Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One
Live And Let Live
Local Area Network
Live Action Role Playing
Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (a.k.a. Clue-by-Four)
Long Distance Relationship
Let's Just Be Friends
Live Long And Prosper
Leather Lifestyle Dork
Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
Leave Me Alone
Laughing My Ass Off
Lost My Connection
Lost My Connection Once Again
Let Me Know
Laughing My Socks Off
Late Night Food
Laughing Out Loud
Losing Piece of Shit
Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
Laughed So Hard I Shit
Less Sensitive Person
Learn To Be Funny
Laughing 'Til I Puke
Laughing To MySelf
Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
Long Time No See
Long Time No Type
Long Term Relationship
Life, The Universe, And Everything [Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy]
Loser USER
Lord of The Rings
Mad About You
Mad About You Baby
Message Board
Master Boot Record
My Computer Is Better Than Yours
(Henry Fowler's) Modern English Usage (OUP, ed. by R.W. Burchfield)
More Friendly Garbage
My Heart Bleeds For You
My Hard Drive Crashed
Members Helping Members
My Hat's Off To You
Mother In Law
Meaningless Information Per Second
More Later
Multiple Letter Acronym
Make Money Fast (spam)
Matter Of Fact
Milk Out My Nose
Male OR Female
Member of the Opposite Sex
Member Of The Appropriate Sex
Message Of The Day
Member Of The Inappropriate Sex
Member of the Oppositely-Plumbed Sex
Member Of The Opposite Sex
Member Of The Same Sex
Multiple Personality Disorder
My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
Member of the Same Sex
More To Follow (or Male to Female trans)
May The Force Be With You
Mung Until No Good (recursive acronym in fine old Unix tradition)
Mind Your Own Business
Never Mind
Not A Good Idea
news.admin.net-abuse.email [Usenet newsgroup]
news.admin.net-abuse.usenet [Usenet newsgroup]
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Not Affiliated, Yada-Yada [origin unknown]
Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well; i.e. what follows is important]
No Big Deal
Not Bloody Likely
Nothing Better To Do
No Disrespect Meant
National Establishment for Real Dorks
Not Flame Related
News Group
Never Heard Of Her/Him
Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
No I Don't Want To Chat
Not Invented Here
Not In My Back Yard
Not In My Term Of Office
Nothing In Nothing Out
Not In Therapy
National Leather Association
Not Logged In
Never Mind
No Middle Initial
Not My Problem
Night Night
Network News Transfer Protocol
Nothing Out Of The Ordinary
None Of Your Business
Not On Your Life
No Picture [used in the subject title of an email]
No Problem
No Problem Found
Not People Like Us
No Questions Asked
Not Quite Our Sort
New Relationship Energy
not ready for prime time
No Reply Necessary
Not Too Good
No Therapy Helpful
Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
Not That It Matters
Not That It Matters Much
None The Less/Never The Less
Now That You Mention It
Network User Identification
Now You Come To Mention It
Not Yet Implemented
New York Minute
Not Your Problem
No See 'eM
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
On An Unrelated Subject
Overtaken By Events (see OTBE)
Oh By The Way
OverDose; Oh Dear
One Finger Salute [the 'bird']
Oh I See
Oh My God
Oh No Not Again
Oh No Not That/This Again
Over and Out
Out Of Curiosity
Out Of Interest
Out Of Sight Out Of Mind
Obligatory On Topic Comment
One Of These Days
Out Of The Question
On The One Hand
OverTaken By Events
Over The Counter
Out The Door
On The Floor [mad laughter]
On The Gripping Hand (via "The Mote in God's Eye"; implies multi-valued logic.)
Over The Knee
Out To Lunch
On The Other Hand
On The Other Other Hand
Over The Top
On The Third Hand
Off The Top Of My Head
On The Whole
One True Way
Oh Well
Or Words To That Effect
Posted Mailed
Pack A Big Gun
Parents Are Watching
Play By Mail (games)
Please Call Back
Puritanical Control Freaks
Public Domain
Public Display of Affection
Pretty Damn Good
Public Data Network
Pretty Damned Quickly
Privacy Enhanced Mail
Please Excuse Slow Typing
Printed, Framed, and Hanging On My Wall
pimply faced youth
Pretty Good Privacy
Pointy-Haired Boss (Dilbert)
Pee In My Pants
Pain In The Ass
Pot [calling the] Kettle Black
Please Let Me Know
Please Let Me Know Ok
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
Pardon My Butting In
Pardon Me ETC
Pardon Me For Butting In
Pardon Me For Jumping In
Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
Pardon My Jumping In
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
Persona Non Grata
Power Of Attorney
Point Of Contact
Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
Principle Of Least Astonishment
Phase Of the Moon
Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol
Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
Parents Over Shoulder
Piece of Shit
Person of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
Plain Old Telephone Service/System
Point Of View
Pretty Please
Point-to-Point Protocol; Petty Pet Peeve
Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
Post Script
Public Service Announcement
Powers That Be
Please Tell Me More
Pleased To Meet You
Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance
Post Viral Fatigue Syndrome
Pathetic Wanker; PowWow
Piled Higher and Deeper
Quid Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done
Quod Erat Faciendum (which was to be done)
Quid Pro Quo
Request For Comment
Request For Discussion
Reply To Flagged Message
Request For Thinking
Rank Hath Its Privileges
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Real Life
Rod Length Check
Real Life COnference
Ring No Answer
Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
Rolling On Floor Laughing
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing My Pants
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off
Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants
Reality On The Blink Again
Rolling On The Floor
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Peeing My Pants
Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee
Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Wetting Myself
Right On The Money
responsible person
Role Playing Game
Real Soon Now
Real Time
Read The Screen
aRe yoU Male or Female
aRe yoU Male Or Female
Real World
Seasonal Affective Disorder
Smart Assed Masochist
Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome
Society for Creative Anachronism
Smiley Captioned for the Humor-Impaired
Sorry; Could Not Resist
Sensory Deprivation
SECond (wait a second)
Somebody Else's Problem
Sweet Fuck All
So Far As I Am Aware
Shit Flows Down Hill
Stupid Four Letter Acronym
Self-Fulfulling Prophecy
Standardised Generalised Markup Language
Stay At Home Mom
Slaps Head In Disgust
Somebody Had To Say It
Special Interest Group
Stuffed If I Know
Society for Interactive Killing (LARP)
Sister In Law
Still In The Dark
Serial Line Interface Protocol
So Many Losers, So Few Bullets
Serious Mode On
Secret Master Of Fandom (the people who *really* get things done)
Serious Mode OFF
Simple Matter Of Programming
Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
Signal to Noise Ratio
Significant Other
Son Of a Bitch
Sense Of Humour Bypass
Stink On Ice
Shit Outta Luck
Story Of My Life
Standard Operating Procedure
Standing Operational Proceedures
SomeOne Very Special
Speaking Of Which
SPiced hAM [refers to unsolicited commercial email]
Some Quantity Of
Safe, Sane, Consensual
Same Shit, Different Day
Such That; Star Trek
Sucks To Be You
Sexually Transmitted Disease
Shut The Fuck Up
Sexually Transmitted Infection
SomeThing Like
Spot The Reference
So To Speak
Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
stupid user syndrome
Stupid User Tricks
SoftWare; So What; Says Who
Scientific Wild Ass Guess
Silly, Wild-Assed Hare-Brained Idea
Sealed With A Kiss
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
Since When Do You Rule The Web
So What Else Is New
She Who Must Be Obeyed
So What's Your Problem
SYStem OPerator
Sweet Young Thing
That's All Folks
That's All For Now
There Ain't No Justice
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
That Ain't What I Said
To Be Continued
to be {decided,determined,done}
To Be Expected
To Be Honest
Try Before You Buy
Telephone Call; Take Care
Taking Care of Business
The Cat's Dead
The Dog's Dead
Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator
The End Of The World As We Know It
Three Fingered Salute
Topping From The Bottom
Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
Thanks For The Thought
Think Globally Act Locally
Thank God It's Friday
Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
Thundering Horde Of Kittens
Thanks In Advance
Truly I Am The Living God
Tongue In Cheek
Tears In My Eyes
There Is More Than One Way To Do It
This Is Not A Legal Opinion
This Is Not A Recommendation
There Is No Cabal (in response to any mention of the Cabal)
That Is Not What I Said
To Insure Promptness
This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
Truth Justice And The American Way
Truth, Justice, And The American Way
Three Letter Acronym
Tender Loving Care
The Living God
Thread Mangler
Too Many Abbreviations
Too Much Information
The More I Know The Less I Understand
The Missionary Position Twice a Week With the Lights Out
There's More Than One Way To Do it (Perl's motto)
There's Nothing On TeleVision So
There Oughta Be A Law
This Oughta Be Good
TOo COmplicated TO eXplain
Terms Of Service
There Ought To Be A Law
The Possibilities Are Endless
Total Power Exchange
The Powers That Be
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
Top Secret
Total Sense Of Humour Failure
Terminate and Stay Resident (program); Totally Stupid Rules
That's To Be Expected
To The Best Of My Knowledge
Ta Ta For Now
That's The Lot For Now
To The Moderator
This Too Shall Pass
Talk/Type To yoU Later
Talk To You Later
Talk To You Real Soon
Talk To You Soon
Talk To You Tomorrow
To Tell You The Truth
Technology Without An Important Name
The World Is a Very Big Place
To Whom It May Concern
That's What I Said
That's What You All Say
That's What You Think
Thank You
Thank You Very Much
Used, Abused, and Loving It
Unrecoverable Application Error
Unsolicited Bulk Email
Unsolicited commercial e-mail (spam)
Unidentified Four Letter Acronym
yoU OK?
Uniform Resource Locator
yoU aRe weLCoMe
Under The Counter
Use The Source, Luke
Under The Table
Unix-to-Unix CoPy
Very Big Grin
Very Evil Grin
Virtual Hug
Virtual Reality
Virtual Reality Modelling Language
Virtual Time
What Another Bill
When All Else Fails
Wild-Ass Guess
What A Load Of Crap
Wide Area Network
Welcome Back
What Comes Around Goes Around
What Do You Mean By That
Works For Me
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
Wouldn't It Be Nice If
Wouldn't It Be Nice IF
Whatever It Is That We Do
Whatever It Is That We Do Here
without loss of generality
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
Work Of Art
Waste of Bandwidth
Word Of Mouth
Waste Of Money Brains And Time
With Regard/Respect To
Water Sports
{What,Where,Who,Why} The Fuck
Way To Go (Well Done!)
{What,Where,Who,Why} The Hell
Way Too Much Information (see TMI)
World Wide Web; World Wide Wait
Which Was What We Wanted
What You Got Is What You Get
What You Get Is What You Pay For
What's Your Point?
What You See Before You Get It
What You See Is What You Get
Where's Your Sense Of Humour?
What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
eXamine Your Zipper
The Year 2000
Yet Another Bloody Acronym
Yet Another Off-Topic Message
Yet Another Ploy
You Can Look It Up
Your Guess is as Good as Mine
You're Gonna Love This
You've Got To Be Kidding
You Have Been Warned
You Have Been
You Have Lost
You Had To Be There
Your Kink Is Not My Kink
You Kink Is Not My Kink But That's OK
Your Kink Is Not My Kink But Your Kink Is OK
Your Kink Is Not OK (bigotry)
Your Kink Is OK
Your Kink Is OK But It's Not My Kink
Your Kink Is OK, It's Just Not My Kink
Your Kilometrage May Vary
You Know What I Mean
You Know You're A Tired Parent
You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When...
You Know You've Been Reading Usenet Too Long When...
You Know You've Been Surfing The Web Too Long When
You Know You Want To
You [mean|misspelled] x (frequently followed by HTH HAND)
You Must Be Joking
Your Mileage May Vary
You're On Your Own
You Own Your Own Words
Yeah Right
Yours Truly
You're Welcome
You Win Some You Lose Some
End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case)
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